Friday, August 8, 2008

Get Ayds and lose weight!

Oh the 80's....what a disasterous time!

Bears, Pumas, and Cougars....


This is a funny video and is something that has been occurring within the confines of the city of Washington, DC recently....I won't name names because you know who you are!!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

They fart glitter...

Unicorns are amazing...if you do not think so then never read this blog again!

Here are some unicorn clips for your enjoyment....

Final Countdown.

and of course Unicorn Planet.

As I was looking for a unicorn picture to post I ran across this website...

Haters...unicorns are not racist.

Cord Blood Banking

I wish facebook would not advertise such things. GROSS!


Friend: cord blood is awesome
me: gross!
Friend: i have a nice big glass of it every morning

Read our new cord blood blog post: Dog Days of Summer Cord Blood Discount

From Russia with love...

Women are treated poorly least it is consistent.

My friends reactions:
Friend 1: seems reasonable to me


Friend 2: applying for jobs in russia now?
me: sounds great!
Friend 2: her honey pot would be quite busy! me: gross
Friend 2: haha

Of course the solution would be to ban cell phones.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

I blame Julia Stiles...

And Rider Strong.

Brother: ugh.
that ad makes me want to stab out my eyes
and pour bleach in the holes
and mail my eyes to the obama campaign in protest.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Poor guy.

At least the children give him a good home.

Whoa Doggy!

What a turn off!


Friend: lolsort of reminds me of how i lost my virginity

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Apparently my posts today involve "lady bits"...

Check out this answering machine message.

And don't let your vagical fallout leave you confused!