Friday, August 8, 2008
Bears, Pumas, and Cougars....
OH MY!
This is a funny video and is something that has been occurring within the confines of the city of Washington, DC recently....I won't name names because you know who you are!!
Tuesday, August 5, 2008
They fart glitter...
Unicorns are amazing...if you do not think so then never read this blog again!
Here are some unicorn clips for your enjoyment....
Final Countdown.
and of course Unicorn Planet.
As I was looking for a unicorn picture to post I ran across this website...
Haters...unicorns are not racist.
Cord Blood Banking
I wish facebook would not advertise such things. GROSS!
Conversation:
Friend: cord blood is awesome
Friend: cord blood is awesome
me: gross!
Friend: i have a nice big glass of it every morning
Bonus: Read our new cord blood blog post: Dog Days of Summer Cord Blood Discount
Bonus: Read our new cord blood blog post: Dog Days of Summer Cord Blood Discount
From Russia with love...
Women are treated poorly worldwide...at least it is consistent.
My friends reactions:
Friend 1: seems reasonable to me
and
Friend 2: applying for jobs in russia now?
My friends reactions:
Friend 1: seems reasonable to me
and
Friend 2: applying for jobs in russia now?
LOL
me: sounds great!
Friend 2: her honey pot would be quite busy! me: gross
Friend 2: haha
Update:
Of course the solution would be to ban cell phones.
Update:
Of course the solution would be to ban cell phones.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
I blame Julia Stiles...
And Rider Strong.
Conversation:
Brother: ugh.
that ad makes me want to stab out my eyes
and pour bleach in the holes
and mail my eyes to the obama campaign in protest.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
awesome
Conversation:
Brother: ugh.
that ad makes me want to stab out my eyes
and pour bleach in the holes
and mail my eyes to the obama campaign in protest.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
awesome
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Anyone looking for a part time job?
Bukkake.
Conversation:
me: nothing to say to that....really?!?!?!?!?!
Friend: hahahahahahahhahaha
wtf?
hilarious
hadn't read it until just now
me: Popping!
hahaha
i love that you don't get paid if you are late cumming
Friend: how on earth did you stumble onto that?
looking for part-time work, is she?
me: i have my ways
hahahaha
And what exactly is "proof of the pop" being handed over????
Conversation:
me: nothing to say to that....really?!?!?!?!?!
Friend: hahahahahahahhahaha
wtf?
hilarious
hadn't read it until just now
me: Popping!
hahaha
i love that you don't get paid if you are late cumming
Friend: how on earth did you stumble onto that?
looking for part-time work, is she?
me: i have my ways
hahahaha
And what exactly is "proof of the pop" being handed over????
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Oh Brother....
My brother felt the urge to send me this.
me: um why?
i ask
why?
Brother: why would someone do that?
I don't know.
because they're crazy.
why did I send it to you?
because I'm evil.
me: but why were you looking it up?
Brother: it was on reddit.
me: oh thank god.
Thanks Brother!
me: um why?
i ask
why?
Brother: why would someone do that?
I don't know.
because they're crazy.
why did I send it to you?
because I'm evil.
me: but why were you looking it up?
Brother: it was on reddit.
me: oh thank god.
Thanks Brother!
Friend said she was stressin'
so I sent her this.
Conversation after she watches the video...
Friend: you've changed my life. i'm going to go masturbate with cheese now
me: hahahaha
sweet!
pee on children!
wear sweatpants in public!!!!
Conversation after she watches the video...
Friend: you've changed my life. i'm going to go masturbate with cheese now
me: hahahaha
sweet!
pee on children!
wear sweatpants in public!!!!
Monday, July 21, 2008
You can end the world yourself!
What an appropriate game for a blog named after the world ending!!
Let me know what you name your disease!!!!
Let me know what you name your disease!!!!
The aroma of alcohol on your breath is apparent...
Dear Hot Mess,
An anonymous visitor stopped by NiceCritic.com and selected the following message for you:
The aroma of alcohol on your breath is apparent.
Thanks "friend" for letting me know about this issue...oh and taking over my inbox with items like "It seems like your thong is showing" or "You have a noticeable post-bathroom stain"....and having me mass email everyone I know accusing them!
Conversation 1:
Friend: have a liquid lunch today?
me: what?
no
why?
Friend: no reason...didn't know if you got any interesting emails today
me: you bitch!Friend: Please, i am a bastard
Conversation 2:
Friend: In your quest to get to the bottom of this you may have unleashed something much much worse.
Conversation 2:
Friend: In your quest to get to the bottom of this you may have unleashed something much much worse.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Should I respond...
to this?
Friend: lol
ummmm . . . . . please don't respond
i don't want to see you tranny-napped
me: hahahaha
Friend: "the hot mess" story on dateline nbc
Update:
Another Friend: you should respond - and tell him to take you to bear happy hour
Friend: lol
ummmm . . . . . please don't respond
i don't want to see you tranny-napped
me: hahahaha
Friend: "the hot mess" story on dateline nbc
Update:
Another Friend: you should respond - and tell him to take you to bear happy hour
Who thinks of doing this?
And where are they on display at???
Roommate: THAT.. is brilliant...
the phone thing
i think we should get one for our living room between that and the pigs we could have a "farm chic" thing going on
Agreed.
Why do they do this to the poor sheep?
(courtesy of sleepingbad on youtube)
me: hahaha
he just wanted friends
why did they run
Friend: i know...it's funny b/c you can almost hear him saying, guys, wait it's me, Hank, I just can't get this mask off
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