tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-75219375166129385652012-02-16T14:00:52.799-05:00The World is ending....will it go out with a bang or a whimper?Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.comBlogger291100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-59021356166799292008-08-08T20:33:00.001-04:002008-08-08T20:34:47.688-04:00Oh the 80's....what a <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO-N5JosRAg&amp;feature=related">disasterous</a> time!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-5902135616679929?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-55979930040384461452008-08-08T20:22:00.002-04:002008-08-08T20:28:50.092-04:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SJzkn4qd4EI/AAAAAAAAADk/Rgtk4Yp7U2Q/s1600-h/cougar.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SJzkn4qd4EI/AAAAAAAAADk/Rgtk4Yp7U2Q/s320/cougar.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232308240974209090" border="0" /></a><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1825142">OH MY! </a><br /><br />This is a funny video and is something that has been occurring within the confines of the city of Washington, DC recently....I won't name names because you know who you are!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-5597993004038446145?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-37626315464776144872008-08-05T19:39:00.003-04:002008-12-10T13:16:44.247-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SJjo5n3idEI/AAAAAAAAADc/zqbhg22fPDI/s1600-h/unicorn+skelton.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SJjo5n3idEI/AAAAAAAAADc/zqbhg22fPDI/s320/unicorn+skelton.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231187043842946114" border="0" /></a><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://tenreasonsitwouldruletodateaunicorn.com/">Unicorns</a> are amazing...if you do not think so then never read this blog again!<br /><br />Here are some unicorn clips for your enjoyment....<br /><br /><a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://zigbotmedia.com/special/unicorns.htm%20%5Bhttp://zigbotmedia.com/special/unicorns.htm%5D">Final Countdown.</a><br /><br />and of course <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQJD1ura7G4">Unicorn Planet.</a><br /><br />As I was looking for a unicorn picture to post I ran across this <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://unicornbaby.com/images/unicorn.jpg&amp;imgrefurl=http://unicornbaby.com/unicorns.html&amp;h=349&amp;w=288&amp;sz=18&amp;tbnid=142IGFkvmocJ::&amp;tbnh=120&amp;tbnw=99&amp;prev=/images%3Fq%3Dunicorns&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=image_result&amp;resnum=2&amp;ct=image&amp;cd=1">website...</a><br /><br />Haters...unicorns are not racist.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-3762631546477614487?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-5574621541475122292008-08-05T19:14:00.004-04:002008-08-05T19:38:42.744-04:00I wish facebook would not advertise such <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.mazecordblood.com/index.php">things. </a> GROSS!<br /><br /><div style="" id=":28q" class="JAXF0e"><span style="display: none;" id=":2a6">♫ </span><span id=":29z">Conversation:<br /><br /></span><span class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">Friend: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":29d">cord blood is awesome</span><div dir="f" class="RNCQof"><div class="Q2bXSc"> <span class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">me: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":29c">gross!</span></div></div><div class="Q2bXSc"><span class="ej8B8e" dir="ltr">Friend: </span> <span dir="ltr" id=":29f">i have a nice big glass of it every morning<br /><br />Bonus: </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>Read our new cord blood blog post: Dog Days of Summer Cord Blood Discount</span></span></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-557462154147512229?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-70569996453587136982008-08-05T19:08:00.004-04:002008-08-05T20:07:32.423-04:00<a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/2470310/Sexual-harrassment-okay-as-it-ensures-humans-breed,-Russian-judge-rules.html">Women are treated poorly worldwide...at least it is consistent.</a><br /><br />My friends reactions:<br /><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend</span> 1: seems reasonable to me<br /><br />and<br /><br /></span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend 2</span>: applying for jobs in russia now?</span></span><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>LOL</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: sounds great!</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend 2</span>: her honey pot would be quite busy!</span></span><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: gross</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend 2</span>: haha<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">Update:</span><br />Of course the solution would be to <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://thinkprogress.org/2008/08/04/after-rape-victim-used-cell-phone-to-call-for-help-kbr-bans-personal-phones-in-iraq/">ban cell phones.</a><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-7056999645358713698?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-24835501983347455232008-07-31T17:47:00.004-04:002008-07-31T17:50:39.241-04:00This is a <a href="http://news.aol.com/newsbloggers/2008/07/31/if-you-care-about-the-troops-then-you-have-to-care-about-privat/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">disgrace!</span></a><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#999999;">Speechless.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-2483550198334745523?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-45313457030632300482008-07-30T16:17:00.001-04:002008-07-30T16:19:11.540-04:00<a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/the-trail/2008/07/28/hope_ad_hits_mtv_and_comedy_ce.html?hpid=sec-politics"><span style="color:#ff0000;">And Rider Strong.</span></a><br /><br />Conversation:<br /><strong>Brother:</strong> ugh.<br />that ad makes me want to stab out my eyes<br />and pour bleach in the holes<br />and mail my eyes to the obama campaign in protest.<br /><strong>me:</strong> HAHAHAHAHAHHA<br />awesome<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-4531345703063230048?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-89427008180566256332008-07-26T15:28:00.003-04:002008-07-26T15:31:01.293-04:00At least the children give <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.orange.co.uk/news/quirkies/default.htm?rm=storyitem&amp;storyId=2941186">him</a> a good home.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-8942700818056625633?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-71203076444034923932008-07-26T15:22:00.002-04:002008-07-26T15:25:57.527-04:00<a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/whiteboy/4480cad52c9e78">What a turn off!</a><br /><br />Conversation:<br /><br /><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend</span>: lol</span></span><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>sort of reminds me of how i lost my virginity</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-7120307644403492393?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-47176144044205774402008-07-23T13:31:00.002-04:002008-07-23T13:34:27.855-04:00Check out this <a href="http://www.geekoffice.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=643&amp;Ite"><span style="color:#ff0000;">answering machine message.</span></a><br /><br />And don't let your vagical fallout leave you confused!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-4717614404420577440?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-808878828237872522008-07-23T13:07:00.004-04:002008-07-23T13:18:03.319-04:00<a href="http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bukkake3.jpg"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bukkake.</span></a><br /><br />Conversation:<br /><br /><strong>me:</strong> nothing to say to that....really?!?!?!?!?!<br /><strong>Friend:</strong> hahahahahahahhahaha<br />wtf?<br />hilarious<br />hadn't read it until just now<br /><strong>me:</strong> Popping!<br />hahaha<br />i love that you don't get paid if you are late cumming<br /><strong>Friend:</strong> how on earth did you stumble onto that?<br />looking for part-time work, is she?<br /><strong>me:</strong> i have my ways<br />hahahaha<br /><br />And what exactly is "proof of the pop" being handed over????<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-80887882823787252?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-43045534581156284632008-07-22T15:44:00.003-04:002008-12-10T13:16:44.822-05:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIY5wzBTSkI/AAAAAAAAACk/tQyMy59NZFA/s1600-h/beads.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225927928102210114" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIY5wzBTSkI/AAAAAAAAACk/tQyMy59NZFA/s320/beads.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>My brother felt the urge to send me <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tractor+Pull"><span style="color:#ff0000;">this.</span></a><br /><br /><strong>me:</strong> um why?<br />i ask<br />why?<br /><strong>Brother:</strong> why would someone do that?<br />I don't know.<br />because they're crazy.<br />why did I send it to you?<br />because I'm evil.<br /><strong>me:</strong> but why were you looking it up?<br /><strong>Brother:</strong> it was on reddit.<br /><strong>me:</strong> oh thank god.<br /><br />Thanks Brother!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-4304553458115628463?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-3939124346122064662008-07-22T14:24:00.002-04:002008-07-22T14:29:09.043-04:00so I sent her <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wS5xOZ7Rq8&amp;fmt=18"><span style="color:#ff0000;">this.</span> </a><br /><br /><br />Conversation after she watches the video...<br /><br /><strong>Friend:</strong> you've changed my life. i'm going to go masturbate with cheese now<br /><strong>me:</strong> hahahaha <br />sweet! <br />pee on children! <br />wear sweatpants in public!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-393912434612206466?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-75561408582105656932008-07-21T20:21:00.002-04:002008-07-21T20:27:48.463-04:00What an appropriate <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.crazymonkeygames.com/Pandemic-2.html">game</a> for a blog named after the world ending!! <br /><br />Let me know what you name your disease!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-7556140858210565693?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-46793767718177907292008-07-21T20:08:00.006-04:002008-12-10T13:16:45.045-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIUp463_qeI/AAAAAAAAACc/1CID83sc5O8/s1600-h/BacardiandCoke.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIUp463_qeI/AAAAAAAAACc/1CID83sc5O8/s320/BacardiandCoke.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5225629000486857186" border="0" /></a><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" > Dear <strong>Hot Mess</strong>,</span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" > </span><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" > <p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" >An anonymous visitor stopped by <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://click.icptrack.com/icp/relay.php?r=17931723&amp;msgid=196371&amp;act=6LLK&amp;c=245735&amp;admin=0&amp;destination=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nicecritic.com" target="_blank"><strong>NiceCritic.com</strong></a> and selected the following message for you:</span></p> <p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><strong>The aroma of alcohol on your breath is apparent.</strong></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><strong><span style="font-weight: normal;">Thanks "friend" for letting me know about this issue...oh and taking over my inbox with items like "It seems like your thong is showing" or "You have a noticeable post-bathroom stain"....and having me mass email everyone I know accusing them!</span></strong></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><strong> Conversation 1:<br /></strong></span></p><p><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend: </span>have a liquid lunch today?</span></span></p></span><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me:</span> what?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>no</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>why?</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend:</span> no reason...didn't know if you got any interesting emails today</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me: </span>you bitch!</span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend:</span> Please, i am a bastard<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Conversation 2:</span><br /><br /></span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend: </span>In your quest to get to the bottom of this you may have unleashed something much much worse.</span></span><br /><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><p><br /><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><strong><br /></strong></span></p><p><span style=";font-family:Arial;font-size:100%;" ><strong><br /></strong></span></p></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-4679376771817790729?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-8192737399714196882008-07-18T16:19:00.001-04:002008-07-18T16:19:52.366-04:00<a href="http://www.happysqueeze.com/archives/july-2008-2/zombie-bir/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">little birdy.</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-819273739971419688?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-62216379437616821272008-07-18T14:57:00.003-04:002008-07-18T15:30:44.909-04:00<a href="http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/mis/760223083.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">to this?</span></a><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span><br />Friend: lol<br />ummmm . . . . . please don't respond<br />i don't want to see you tranny-napped<br />me: hahahaha<br />Friend: "the hot mess" story on dateline nbc<br /><br /><span style="color:#33ff33;">Update:</span><br />Another Friend: you should respond - and tell him to take you to bear happy hour<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-6221637943761682127?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-86601836784761009052008-07-18T14:09:00.002-04:002008-07-18T14:12:57.192-04:00<a href="http://www.wendytheho.com/pursevideo.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">People from Kansas City should not try to make it in New York...FAIL!</span></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-8660183678476100905?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-52770810442935245552008-07-18T14:00:00.005-04:002008-12-10T13:16:45.367-05:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIDaqROVvEI/AAAAAAAAACU/S0rRYCxAA7U/s1600-h/Pig_with_ipod_thumb.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224415987462683714" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIDaqROVvEI/AAAAAAAAACU/S0rRYCxAA7U/s320/Pig_with_ipod_thumb.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://yourtech.typepad.com/main/2007/06/who-wants-iphon.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Check out the iPig!</span></a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://shop.vendio.com/theprimroselane/item/971207605/index.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">And this!</span></a></div><div> </div><div>Thanks friend for sending me these!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-5277081044293524555?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-50914104304428608792008-07-18T12:21:00.006-04:002008-12-10T13:16:45.613-05:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIDLcAwCTnI/AAAAAAAAACM/FhvOH5-zQTM/s1600-h/oldphones.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224399249848028786" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIDLcAwCTnI/AAAAAAAAACM/FhvOH5-zQTM/s320/oldphones.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>And where are they on display at???</div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://www.sonnyradio.com/oldphones.htm"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sheep.</span></a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Roommate: THAT.. is brilliant...</div><div>the phone thing</div><div>i think we should get one for our living room between that and the pigs we could have a "farm chic" thing going on</div><br /><div>Agreed.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Why do they do this to the poor sheep?</div><br /><p><br /><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-db61c65cfc7fcbd7" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"><param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Ddb61c65cfc7fcbd7%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331574830%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5DBF3B16E54C4E47F10288CCAA62D1493C99CC41.3EFE74499D96FA5C738D2A5D43338EDBB0F86CC6%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Ddb61c65cfc7fcbd7%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DsIA2UzrWkj50POyZzHGGvsEA_qc&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"width="320" height="266" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"flashvars="flvurl=http://v14.nonxt1.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Ddb61c65cfc7fcbd7%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1331574830%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D5DBF3B16E54C4E47F10288CCAA62D1493C99CC41.3EFE74499D96FA5C738D2A5D43338EDBB0F86CC6%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Ddb61c65cfc7fcbd7%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DsIA2UzrWkj50POyZzHGGvsEA_qc&autoplay=0&ps=blogger"allowFullScreen="true" /></object></p><br /><p>(courtesy of sleepingbad on youtube)</p><br /><p> </p><p>me: hahaha<br /></p><p>he just wanted friends</p><p>why did they run</p><p><br />Friend: i know...it's funny b/c you can almost hear him saying, guys, wait it's me, Hank, I just can't get this mask off</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-5091410430442860879?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-26638473342114368472008-07-18T11:48:00.005-04:002008-12-10T13:16:45.815-05:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIC8LPtJ07I/AAAAAAAAACE/3yAGiokPwp8/s1600-h/pigteacup.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224382469130277810" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SIC8LPtJ07I/AAAAAAAAACE/3yAGiokPwp8/s320/pigteacup.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I am just getting this off my chest then I will post more fun random news. First Iowa...now this? Really? </div><br /><div></div><br /><div><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/07/18/army.shoot.pigs.ap/index.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">The Army sucks.</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-2663847334211436847?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-60241412868741886432008-07-17T15:49:00.002-04:002008-12-10T13:16:46.414-05:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH-iiliekVI/AAAAAAAAABI/19EPnXlZfSU/s1600-h/fire_and_brimstone_jpg_rZd_163901.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224072807849038162" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH-iiliekVI/AAAAAAAAABI/19EPnXlZfSU/s320/fire_and_brimstone_jpg_rZd_163901.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.youmail.com/login/greetingView.do?id=5420"><span style="color:#ff0000;">I have never heard anything more amazing!</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-6024141286874188643?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-37063567526163027612008-07-17T14:10:00.001-04:002008-12-10T13:16:46.617-05:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH-LS9Nfh3I/AAAAAAAAABA/qQf8ysSHOGE/s1600-h/creepy+tower.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224047250558125938" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH-LS9Nfh3I/AAAAAAAAABA/qQf8ysSHOGE/s320/creepy+tower.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>That is all I have to say about this. <a href="http://deputy-dog.com/2008/07/17/ever-seen-a-creepier-tower/"><span style="color:#ff0000;">More pics here.</span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-3706356752616302761?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-5782711566369404472008-07-17T09:05:00.008-04:002008-07-17T09:30:14.303-04:00<a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/071608dnmethickman.3d76e7d.html"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Poor guy.</span></a><span style="color:#ff0000;"><br /></span><br />...mostly because he worked for Red Lobster but I guess also that he felt the need to commit suicide...<br /><br />Question:<br />That CSI episode happened in 2003...was he thinking about doing it the entire time or did he catch a rerun?<br /><br />Conversation with brother:<br />me: wow.<br />brother: you'd kill yourself too if you worked for red lobster.<br />me: hahaha true.<br />brother: but we have to kill ourselves anyway, since we're b**yards. I'm going to use more balloons.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-578271156636940447?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-65682004083826726392008-07-16T13:50:00.003-04:002008-12-10T13:16:46.699-05:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH9lLnIiYYI/AAAAAAAAAAo/6L0yUO6_Fc8/s1600-h/steveg5al.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224005342930821506" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH9lLnIiYYI/AAAAAAAAAAo/6L0yUO6_Fc8/s320/steveg5al.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://www.observer.com/2008/arts-culture/look-out-new-york-ladies-goot-loose"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Steve Guttenberg is HOTT.</span></a><br /></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><br />A couple of true gems come out of this article......<br /><br />Gem #1<br />“I indulge in wine, and I love vodka, I do,” he said. “And I love scotch, you know. And I love weed. And I love women. And I do have, you know, those … Addiction is such an overused word."<br /><br />Gem #2<br />He’s being honored at the Fire Island Golden Wagon Film Festival on July 19. They’re doing a retrospective of his work and giving him the Tony Randall Lifetime Achievement Award. “It’s not a gay festival,” he said. “I guess you know Fire Island’s pretty gay. Hey! I gotta tell you something—a good gay rumor about me might not be a bad thing to start. You know, a lot of heavyweight actors are gay. And they do very well.”<br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_After"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Who can resist someone who starred in this??</span></a><br /><br />A friend said it best on gchat:<br /><br />Friend: you'll have to fight me for him now<br />me: hahaha<br />NO!<br />Friend: he is just too good to pass up</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-6568200408382672639?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-5872269069522465942008-07-16T11:03:00.002-04:002008-12-10T13:16:46.825-05:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH9mT6No0zI/AAAAAAAAAA4/9FUHlu_Y424/s1600-h/GREATEST+DAD.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224006585003070258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH9mT6No0zI/AAAAAAAAAA4/9FUHlu_Y424/s320/GREATEST+DAD.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Wow. No words.<br /><br /><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/undated-image-provided-Michigan-attorney-general-office-shows-Daniel-Allen-Everett/photo//080716/480/118ca580577d4432a98367b40b0b96de/;_ylt=AkGgOJFInaPFaiayD_fv4l9PXLoF"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Greatest Dad.</span></a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-587226906952246594?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-21501319714721218292008-07-15T19:24:00.003-04:002008-07-15T19:28:53.694-04:00<a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL1250393820080714?feedType=RSS&amp;feedName=oddlyEnoughNews">Disturbance?!?!?!? Really?!?!?!?!</a><br /><br />Conversation:<span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></span><div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span></span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">me</span>: sexual identity disturbance?!?!?!?<br /></span></span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em; text-indent: -1em;"><span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend</span>: that is unbelievable</span></span><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>do they think you will suck dick and drive at the same time???</span></span></div><div><span style="display: block; float: left; color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"> </span><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span>what the hell?</span></span></div><br />Pull it together Italy!<br /><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span></span></span></div><span style="display: block; padding-left: 6em;"><span><br /><br /><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-2150131971472121829?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-20283588262997667922008-07-15T19:07:00.004-04:002008-12-10T13:16:47.169-05:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH9lwQrUuaI/AAAAAAAAAAw/DJC5qQIcekI/s1600-h/NOT+COUSINS.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5224005972557871522" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0JtTfO19NyY/SH9lwQrUuaI/AAAAAAAAAAw/DJC5qQIcekI/s320/NOT+COUSINS.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Just had to add this....<br /><br /><a style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)" href="http://syndication.nationaljournal.com/images/justmarried.jpg">Why do you have to tell us that you are not cousins???</a></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-2028358826299766792?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7521937516612938565.post-62846978634899725742008-07-15T17:39:00.007-04:002008-07-15T19:05:10.110-04:00<a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/families/article4332635.ece">Gross.</a><br /><br />Make sure to read the comments after the article. It is like people are okay with this......<br /><br />Below are conversations I had with my friends on gchat......<br /><br /><strong>Conversation 1:</strong><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend: </span>i guess it depends on how hot your brother is<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">me: </span>um gross!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend: </span>LOL<br /><br /><strong style="font-weight: bold;">Conversation 2:</strong><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Brother:</span> don't get any ideas...<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">me:</span> sick!<br /><br /><strong>Conversation 3:</strong><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend:</span> it happens a lot with gay guys and brothers<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">me: </span>gross!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend:</span> i'm just saying it does<br />I know of twins it happened with<br />uncles and nephews of close age<br />cousins<br />I think it's different with guys<br />I mean most guys straight or gay have some kind of boy on boy experience<br />and tend to just write it off<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">me:</span> but family? gross!<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Friend:</span> I have no siblings<br />so I can't say<br /><br /><strong>Thoughts:</strong><br />...I am not sure why it matters if you have siblings or not to find this gross...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7521937516612938565-6284697863489972574?l=bangandwhimper.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Hot Messhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05172148101833532756noreply@blogger.com2